So you want a box shaped like a dick?
Welcome to Dick Box. Because who doesn’t need a box shaped like a giant penis? Whether you want to buy a box to distract from the crappy gift you plan on giving or you’re in a playful mood and want us to send one to someone deserving of a giant dick. Our Dick Boxes are an impressive 13” tall and that's the truth...I swear.
Since you found our store you probably have something in mind for what you would do with a box shaped like a dick. But just in case you need some inspiration, we have you covered. We have used them for Bachelorette parties, birthdays, Christmas, and for most of our shipping needs. If you're feeling a bit playful, we can send them to family, friends, co-workers, bosses, neighbors, exes, and anyone with an address. Just remember our boxes are meant for fun and not to harass anyone.